OK I give up. What was the video about? :-) Does coffee make you dance???
Anyway, hope your haw maws have recovered from their mauling on the last thread.
I heard a good football related crack on the radio the other day. The guy was discussing Australia being drawn in the so-called Group of Death in the forthcoming World Cup. He said it was the worst Group of Death since Joan of Arc was drawn in a Group with Medieval Justice, Fire and Physics.
Tony, loved the video, liked the song, but like our friend above I couldn't see a connection between the two...hey! but that's cool, I'm just an old fogey after all...
A wee coffee joke...This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything seemed to be fine. The old lady then said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive." The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried giving him Viagra?" The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed. "Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing." The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly. Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head. "How did it go?" the doctor asked. "Terrible, doctor, terrible." "Did it not work?" "Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex I'd had in 25 years." "Then what is the problem, ma'am?" "Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again." Take care, weebobbycollins...
hi tony this joke was posted on cqn by Pogmathonyahun aka Laird of the Smiles you may have seen it sorry if you have.. An Aberdonian, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible plane crash. They found themselves stranded on the prairie. After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the mesa every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there atop the mesa, the sheep started looking better and better to the Aberdonian. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the he took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another plane crash. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Aberdonian had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the Aberdonian started to get “those feelings” again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear… “Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?” I spent weekend in glasgow for the hootenanny at mcchuills my it was braw.. then celtic park for look at the celtic way and take in the game first hour of game was a bit non productive then sammi came on and well you know what happened good 3-1 win in the end.....view from j s 440 https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=776591465708797&set=pcb.776591772375433&type=1
the video you posted was interesting will need to listen to more of their tunes
evening /afternoon ? Tony has your Dons supporting mate seen the joke yet? just seen your da posting Stanley Clarke on cqn and adding what a good bass player he is, (stanley not your da,or maybe your da is?) sorry if this link doesn't work
http://youtu.be/Hbr0hXkArWg might be copy and paste...joni and jaco/coyote HH Bognorbhoy
I REMEMBER WHEN THE WIFE WAS PREGNANT SHE HAD A CRAVING FOR SNAILS…NO REALLY SO OUT I GO TO FIND SOME…IT WASN’T EASY BUT I FOUND A FRENCH SUPPLIER WHO SOLD ME TEN….. THEN I BUMPED INTO A FRIEND I HADN’T SEEN FOR A WHILE AND WENT FOR A BEER WELL TWO HOURS AND A FEW PINTS LATER I HAD TO MAKE MY WAY BACK HOME A LITTLE WORSE FOR WEAR ….I WALK UP THE GARDEN PATH AND THE WIFE OPENED THE DOOR AND THE POKE I HAD THE SNAILS IN CAUGHT ON A BUSH AND THEY ALL FELL ON THE PATH … SHE SAID WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I LOOKED AT THE WIFE…LOOKED AT THE SNAILS AND SAID
For international readers - "poke" in Scottish means a paper bag to convey the snails from the retail outlet to your residence. Any other interpretation in a story about a man and his pregnant wife should not be inferred. :o) RWE
Tony, I understand you have had a rough few days. I'm sorry to hear that...I only hope you recover quickly and are back posting as soon as....weebobbycollins...
OK I give up. What was the video about? :-) Does coffee make you dance???
ReplyDeleteAnyway, hope your haw maws have recovered from their mauling on the last thread.
I heard a good football related crack on the radio the other day. The guy was discussing Australia being drawn in the so-called Group of Death in the forthcoming World Cup. He said it was the worst Group of Death since Joan of Arc was drawn in a Group with Medieval Justice, Fire and Physics.
Well, I thought it was funny :-)
Keep up the postings.
Hail Hail
Tony, loved the video, liked the song, but like our friend above I couldn't see a connection between the two...hey! but that's cool, I'm just an old fogey after all...
ReplyDeleteA wee coffee joke...This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything seemed to be fine. The old lady then said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive." The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried giving him Viagra?" The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed. "Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing." The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly. Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head. "How did it go?" the doctor asked. "Terrible, doctor, terrible." "Did it not work?" "Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex I'd had in 25 years." "Then what is the problem, ma'am?" "Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
Take care, weebobbycollins...
hi tony this joke was posted on cqn by Pogmathonyahun aka Laird of the Smiles
ReplyDeleteyou may have seen it sorry if you have..
An Aberdonian, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible plane crash. They found themselves stranded on the prairie.
After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the mesa every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there atop the mesa, the sheep started looking better and better to the Aberdonian. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the he took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another plane crash. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Aberdonian had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Aberdonian started to get “those feelings” again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear…
“Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?”
I spent weekend in glasgow for the hootenanny at mcchuills my it was braw..
then celtic park for look at the celtic way and take in the game first hour of game
was a bit non productive then sammi came on and well you know what happened
good 3-1 win in the end.....view from j s 440
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=776591465708797&set=pcb.776591772375433&type=1
the video you posted was interesting will need to listen to more of their tunes
HH Bognorbhoy
Hope Neil (Tony's Dons supporting friend) reads that one bognorbhoy. He's in DC on vacation as I type.
ReplyDeleteNow we know why Dons fans shout "Standfast" :o)
RWE
Afternoon T. KTF
love
Dad
evening /afternoon ? Tony has your Dons supporting mate seen the joke yet?
ReplyDeletejust seen your da posting Stanley Clarke on cqn and adding what a good bass player he is, (stanley not your da,or maybe your da is?) sorry if this link doesn't work
http://youtu.be/Hbr0hXkArWg might be copy and paste...joni and jaco/coyote
HH
Bognorbhoy
I REMEMBER WHEN THE WIFE WAS PREGNANT
ReplyDeleteSHE HAD A CRAVING FOR SNAILS…NO REALLY
SO OUT I GO TO FIND SOME…IT WASN’T EASY BUT
I FOUND A FRENCH SUPPLIER WHO SOLD ME
TEN….. THEN I BUMPED INTO A FRIEND I HADN’T
SEEN FOR A WHILE AND WENT FOR A BEER
WELL TWO HOURS AND A FEW PINTS LATER
I HAD TO MAKE MY WAY BACK HOME A LITTLE
WORSE FOR WEAR ….I WALK UP THE GARDEN
PATH AND THE WIFE OPENED THE DOOR AND THE
POKE I HAD THE SNAILS IN CAUGHT ON A BUSH
AND THEY ALL FELL ON THE PATH … SHE SAID
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I LOOKED AT
THE WIFE…LOOKED AT THE SNAILS AND SAID
COME ON BHOYS WE ARE NEARLY THERE!!
bognorbhoy
For international readers - "poke" in Scottish means a paper bag to convey the snails from the retail outlet to your residence. Any other interpretation in a story about a man and his pregnant wife should not be inferred. :o)
ReplyDeleteRWE
Tony /RWE
DeleteMaybe i should have put "paper or plastic" :-))
poke also could be ice cream cone
scots eh.... as they say on CQN.... I blame the schools
HH
Tony, I understand you have had a rough few days. I'm sorry to hear that...I only hope you recover quickly and are back posting as soon as....weebobbycollins...
ReplyDelete