A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Glad to hear you're back and healing, hopefully.
ReplyDeleteHere's a wee joke to set you back :-)
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
BREAKING NEWS:
ReplyDeleteA lottery winner has just bought sevco.
A stunned family member said he'd hate to have seen what he'd bought if he got five numbers up.
Stay strong bruv
Hail Hail
Damn it. How come that came up as anonymus?
DeleteT'was from ACGR on CQN........:_)