Hey Tony, Chapter 2 of my musings/nonsense.............
‘Hey Luca, spice up the risotto for the monkeys eh! And Tony please make sure that the place mats are laid out as directed eh! I don’t want to be sitting anywhere near that RC O’Gilvie fecker…Seeing as I have still not worked out how we are going to neuk that weggankegger’….. Pedro knew a wee bit of Eggie because when he was younger he picked it up from the schemies when he would occasionally travel on one of the Foundry Union sponsored CSC works football team buses with his Dad. He found it handy to come out with an occasional feguck eggoff in certain company to maintain his Rory Bremner type credibility…… Pregick!.............
BTW pal, maybe you should ask Katie (above) to nominate another 'Swindonite' .......Is that a proper descript, I dunno but BMCUWP certainly fits the jig.........
hi Tony, A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Katie
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Hey Tony, Chapter 2 of my musings/nonsense.............
ReplyDelete‘Hey Luca, spice up the risotto for the monkeys eh! And Tony please make sure that the place mats are laid out as directed eh! I don’t want to be sitting anywhere near that RC O’Gilvie fecker…Seeing as I have still not worked out how we are going to neuk that weggankegger’….. Pedro knew a wee bit of Eggie because when he was younger he picked it up from the schemies when he would occasionally travel on one of the Foundry Union sponsored CSC works football team buses with his Dad. He found it handy to come out with an occasional feguck eggoff in certain company to maintain his Rory Bremner type credibility…… Pregick!.............
BTW pal, maybe you should ask Katie (above) to nominate another 'Swindonite' .......Is that a proper descript, I dunno but BMCUWP certainly fits the jig.........
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Hoi,Franny. I don't do Facebook!
ReplyDeleteI've literally just told Katie about your challenge,Tony. She's chuffed to bits.
I reckon you made her day,mate.
If she is struggling to get the footage onto this site,I will sort it later.
PS-Franny,if I can sort arrangements to meet that challenge,I will. I'll see a about doing it in the works car park or somewhere similar. Ya swine.
hi Tony,
ReplyDeleteA guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
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